Friday, June 4, 2010
I suppose I'll do this too...
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Toad (Todd Tolensky): "Hey, if you can't be cool, be feared. My momma always told me that."
X-MEN
Basically all I think about right now is X-Men because of X-Men:Evolution. I used to watch that show in Junior High, and I recently watched all four seasons. It's cheesy and action-packed like Avatar, so I highly recommend it.

But seriously you guys, I now realize that I need to be a mutant or a bender of some sort. I give up. I see no point in living if I can't be a mutant. (*cough* Howl's Moving Castle reference. Hmmm, I should watch that again...)
...Anyways... since that's not likely to happen, I'm going to go for the next best thing; I'm going to become a comic book geek! Oh boy, I can just see your concerned faces, but hold the interventions. It's going to be awesome! I promise.
If this whole post wasn't convincing enough about the coolness of mutants and this show, let this picture do the rest of the convincing.
Ignore the size and just concentrate on the bad boy romance.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Two minutes and thirty-four seconds of pure genius
You know how people are always saying, "Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back!!!"
Or they stamp things with this spiffy, little logo.

Well, I'm not going to give you money or two minutes and thirty-four seconds back, but I am going to use the spiffy logo to tell you that you will be satisfied!! Don't believe me? Take a word from a sponsor.
Sponsor: Hi.
Now that's satisfaction!
Warning: Prolonged, hysterical laughter may come as a result of this video. If you have trouble breathing while laughing, you may want to consult a doctor before indulging in this brilliance. Make sure you are not watching this video while people are sleeping, for the sound of your pure joy may disturb them...
Friday, March 12, 2010
It's All That We've Got It's All That We Can Give...
P.S. Taking minutes at a meeting is not nearly as appealing clerical as it sounds...
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Caution Door?
Monday, March 1, 2010
Blood and Nonsense
Lone
One leech by a clotting stream
thin and dying
s
t
r
e
t
c
h
e
d
on a
veinless weed
throbbing for blood while the bloated water
inches along.
Calamazoo
Calamazooians chortle and gack.
They swing
with the blade
of my elbowing toe.
in a firefly glow,
sweeping the threads of the sword in the foot.
Yaw!
Follow the charge to the magma
depths.
Hail to Calamazoo!
Bring
t
u
m
b
l
i
n
g
tales of potato-chopped trees.
Steel bites in my heel, and
they sing to the stone.
Friday, February 5, 2010
Time for some thrilling heroics.

Listen to this tale of woe.
Firefly is the best show.
Evil Fox was once its foe.
Canceled its creative flow.
There's one thing they didn't know.
You can't stop this firefly glow.
Watch it here.

