Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince was...

DEFINITELY THE BEST ONE YET!!!

(Except for Ginny and the flying Death Eaters [that could totally be a title for the next book, ha ha]. )

Seriously, Ginny Darling, awkwardly shoving tarts in Harry Potter's face and awkwardly tying his shoes is NOT sexy. Neither is being boring, stiff, and did I mention awkward?

On a happier note, I loved everything else, and I even didn't mind the addition of scenes that weren't in the book. I pretty much laughed the whole time. Much of that laughter was due to my love, Ron/Rupert Grint. He doesn't know it yet, but we're destined for each other. Don't believe me? Well, I have proof. *Ahem* I, Kim Allred, had a daydream about him when the first movie came out.

Said daydream went thusly:

Kim Allred moved to England for studying and the like. She journeyed to the famed Bodleian Library. She was in heaven and began to gather a hefty stack of books. As she proceeded blindly to the check-out stand, she stumbled, and her tomes crashed to the floor. Disaster was evaded when Rupert Grint caught her and helped her collect her books. Hands touched, eyes met, and love bloomed. They spent the rest of their days in the wondrous splendor of love.

That's got to be the strongest evidence I've ever heard.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Meet My Future Husband



Frezned. Friends.

Friends. Frezned.

Now that you're acquainted, you are probably wondering how this came to be.

He posts videos; I watch them.

He is perfect, Australian, perfect, funny, perfect, brown-eyed, perfect, clever, and perfect. Did I mention that he was perfect?

Warning: Do not read further if you are susceptible to tears.

Girl sees boy's youtube videos. Girl falls for boy. Girl sinks into despair because of the serious damper living 8,009 miles apart -or 12,890 kilometers for those of you that speak metric- can put on stalking. Boy doesn't know girl exists. (Although once, boy and girl both posted a comment on one of his videos at the same time. Girl felt fireworks...)

Mock not until you have seen this:

and this: