It's All That We've Got It's All That We Can Give...

Imagine Dragons has posted some new songs on their myspace that you NEED to listen to. Click here for the link. Post comments on what you think of the new songs. Also they're coming on April 9th to Club Velour. I should be coming down, so CONCERT PARTAY!!

P.S. Taking minutes at a meeting is not nearly as appealing clerical as it sounds...

Caution Door?

Question of utmost importance: does anyone else read these signs as Automatic Caution Door rather than Caution: Automatic Door? If so, do you then wonder: What exactly is a Caution Door!?!

Blood and Nonsense

Lone

One leech by a clotting stream

thin and dying

s

t

r

e

t

c

h

e

d

on a

veinless weed

throbbing for blood while the bloated water

inches along.

Calamazoo

Calamazooians chortle and gack.

They swing

with the blade

of my elbowing toe.

Crystal plummets

in a firefly glow,

sweeping the threads of the sword in the foot.

Yaw!

Follow the charge to the magma

depths.

Hail to Calamazoo!

Bring

t

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m

b

l

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n

g

tales of potato-chopped trees.

Steel bites in my heel, and

they sing to the stone.

Time for some thrilling heroics.

Listen to this tale of woe.
Firefly is the best show.
Evil Fox was once its foe.
Canceled its creative flow.
There's one thing they didn't know.

You can't stop this firefly glow.

Watch it here.

NEW BLOG!!!!

I know exactly what you're thinking.

"Kim dear... I hate to sound critical... but... WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU GETTING ANOTHER BLOG! YOU NEVER WRITE ON THIS ONE!! YOU ARE WASTING SOME OH-SO-VERY-PRECIOUS SPACE ON THE INTERNET!!! EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!"

Sigh, you are so right, inner yelling voice.

Anyways, all is explained on the first post of my blog, so just check it out.

Also, I resolve to write more. Cross my tart and eat some pie.

Here is a... proverb... yes a proverb for your reading pleasure.

Look out the window. Do you see?
The birds are coming to kill thee.

Read the following in a radio announcer voice.

December December December December December
21st 21st 21st 21st 21st
Monday Monday Monday Monday Monday


IMAGINE DRAGONS AT CLUB VELOUR IN PROVO!!!!!!
FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's right people. If you act now you can see this amazing band with this season's IT girl: Kim Allred. FOR FREE!!!! Contact her for more details.

Warning: You may need to pass a cool test before she will be seen with you in public...