Listen to this tale of woe.
Firefly is the best show.
Evil Fox was once its foe.
Canceled its creative flow.
There's one thing they didn't know.
You can't stop this firefly glow.
Watch it here.
"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self." -Cyril Connolly
Friday, February 5, 2010
Time for some thrilling heroics.
Listen to this tale of woe.
Firefly is the best show.
Evil Fox was once its foe.
Canceled its creative flow.
There's one thing they didn't know.
You can't stop this firefly glow.
Watch it here.
Monday, January 25, 2010
NEW BLOG!!!!
I know exactly what you're thinking.
"Kim dear... I hate to sound critical... but... WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU GETTING ANOTHER BLOG! YOU NEVER WRITE ON THIS ONE!! YOU ARE WASTING SOME OH-SO-VERY-PRECIOUS SPACE ON THE INTERNET!!! EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!"
Sigh, you are so right, inner yelling voice.
Anyways, all is explained on the first post of my blog, so just check it out.
Also, I resolve to write more. Cross my tart and eat some pie.
"Kim dear... I hate to sound critical... but... WHY ON EARTH ARE YOU GETTING ANOTHER BLOG! YOU NEVER WRITE ON THIS ONE!! YOU ARE WASTING SOME OH-SO-VERY-PRECIOUS SPACE ON THE INTERNET!!! EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!"
Sigh, you are so right, inner yelling voice.
Anyways, all is explained on the first post of my blog, so just check it out.
Also, I resolve to write more. Cross my tart and eat some pie.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Here is a... proverb... yes a proverb for your reading pleasure.
Look out the window. Do you see?
The birds are coming to kill thee.
The birds are coming to kill thee.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Read the following in a radio announcer voice.
December December December December December
21st 21st 21st 21st 21st
Monday Monday Monday Monday Monday
IMAGINE DRAGONS AT CLUB VELOUR IN PROVO!!!!!!
FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's right people. If you act now you can see this amazing band with this season's IT girl: Kim Allred. FOR FREE!!!! Contact her for more details.
Warning: You may need to pass a cool test before she will be seen with you in public...
21st 21st 21st 21st 21st
Monday Monday Monday Monday Monday
IMAGINE DRAGONS AT CLUB VELOUR IN PROVO!!!!!!
FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's right people. If you act now you can see this amazing band with this season's IT girl: Kim Allred. FOR FREE!!!! Contact her for more details.
Warning: You may need to pass a cool test before she will be seen with you in public...
Monday, November 23, 2009
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Tortilla Tale
It was a den of cutthroats and theives, killers and gangs, and liars and bullies. A dog eat dog world, or in this case, burrito eat burrito world. Yes, you know the site of which I speak: Costa Vida. The very name runs chills down your spine and raises the hair on your back. You've been told not to walk alone in places like this. Our story starts when one very foolish burrito did just that. We'll call her J. Zabriskie; no that's too obvious. We'll call her Jody Z.
Jody Z. was a tough customer. She walked into the joint smothered and saucy, looking for trouble and thinking she could handle the trouble she'd get. She stepped into the burning alleyway to melt her cheese when she saw a poor, defenseless, lovely, perfect, sweet, sweet-pork burrito named Kam Tallred.* She rolled down the lane and beat up Kam Tallred with her right and left hooks. Alas, Jody Z. was so entranced with her pounding that she didn't notice the evil mastermind burrito Jar-red sneaking up behind. You see, Jody Z. had fallen perfectly into his trap. Kam Tallred was really not a victim at all: she was bait. So Jar-red sidled up to Jody Z. to give her a solid thrashing, and Kam Tallred joined in the fray, giving Jody Z. a taste of her own left and right hooks. Wham! Bam! Wham! Bam! Jody Z. was pushed closer and closer to the alley's edge until....
Splat!
She fell!
Right
on
the
floor.
*Name has been changed for protection.
Jody Z. was a tough customer. She walked into the joint smothered and saucy, looking for trouble and thinking she could handle the trouble she'd get. She stepped into the burning alleyway to melt her cheese when she saw a poor, defenseless, lovely, perfect, sweet, sweet-pork burrito named Kam Tallred.* She rolled down the lane and beat up Kam Tallred with her right and left hooks. Alas, Jody Z. was so entranced with her pounding that she didn't notice the evil mastermind burrito Jar-red sneaking up behind. You see, Jody Z. had fallen perfectly into his trap. Kam Tallred was really not a victim at all: she was bait. So Jar-red sidled up to Jody Z. to give her a solid thrashing, and Kam Tallred joined in the fray, giving Jody Z. a taste of her own left and right hooks. Wham! Bam! Wham! Bam! Jody Z. was pushed closer and closer to the alley's edge until....
Splat!
She fell!
Right
on
the
floor.
*Name has been changed for protection.
Thursday, October 29, 2009
You know you're in Logan when...
You can go from sleeping in your underwear to sleeping in warm pajamas with fuzzy socks and slippers and a robe with double the blankets- all in one month.
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