Meet My Future Husband

Frezned. Friends.

Friends. Frezned.

Now that you're acquainted, you are probably wondering how this came to be.

This is how: http://www.youtube.com/user/frezned

He posts videos; I watch them.

He is perfect, Australian, perfect, funny, perfect, brown-eyed, perfect, clever, and perfect. Did I mention that he was perfect?

Warning: Do not read further if you are susceptible to tears.

Girl sees boy's youtube videos. Girl falls for boy. Girl sinks into despair because of the serious damper living 8,009 miles apart -or 12,890 kilometers for those of you that speak metric- can put on stalking. Boy doesn't know girl exists. (Although once, boy and girl both posted a comment on one of his videos at the same time. Girl felt fireworks...)

Mock not until you have seen this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgZDcC_I7W8&feature=channel_page

and this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuV8b7RvnfE&feature=channel
*Sigh*

"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter." -e e cummings

I find this video delightful and hilarious. Hopefully, you will as well.

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If you've already seen it, it's worth watching again. You'll be able to quote it better! You can share it with your friends! You can be popular! All this is yours for a monthly deposit of $111.11 to the non-profit organization Kimallredneedsmoney. Enjoy!

My Sylar... "You have the hunger. You're like me."

Is it wrong to have a "thing" for a deranged, psychotic killer?

Because I do... He's misunderstood!

Straight A's baby!!!

I, Kim Allred, have officially achieved my goal of getting real straight A's in college (as opposed to fake ones, namely A-'s). Read 'em and weep Physics!

ENGL 2200 Understanding Literature A

HEP 2500 Health and Wellness A

MUSC 3260 Elementary School Music A

MUSC 4700 Wind Orchestra A

PHYS 1200 Introduction to Physics by Hands-on Exploration A

SPED 4000 Education of Exceptional Individuals A

The Exploding Toilet of Death!!!!

Crack!! Whoosh!!



Imagine hearing those sounds whilst in your front room with company at midnight.



Ok stop imagining because it really happened!



We were all just minding our own business when our various doings were interrupted by those exact sounds. We searched for the origin of these noises and found it in our downstairs bathroom. The tank had cracked, and water was gushing out. I stared in shock while Heather resourcefully turned the water off (this would prevent the tank refilling.) We then proceeded to watch the tank empty its entire contents on our bathroom floor, leaving us with a pool of two-inch deep water. (None of us were smart enough to think of flushing the toilet, which would've prevented said lake.) We spent the rest of the night stealing towels and mops from various unsuspecting bystanders and swabbing the deck. It was quite the adventure.

P.S. The lovely poster was drawn by yours truly with chalk, and I realize that toilet is spelled wrong in it. I was too traumatized to spell!

"Can I please have a look at the lyrics?"

My friend Steve is in a kind-of band. His friend Jeff, who also happens to my cousin's ex-boyfriend, wrote a song. He was having a hard time coming up with lyrics, so Steve asked me to write some. (He also played the song for me, and it was really pretty and mysterious.) Anywyas, this is what I came up with.

It’s All the Same to Me

Burning sand beneath my fingers,

Crashing waves upon the shore,

Memories blur the view before me.

I waste the scene and long for more.

 

Chorus

It’s all the same to me.

No beauty can I find.

It’s all the same to me.

My want has left me blind.

 

Woodland glade where sunlight lingers,

Spanning trees where falcons soar,

Shades of you are all I see.

I feel I’ve walked this path before.

 

Optional Bridge

I search although I’m sightless.

I stumble and I fall.

Nothing lights the darkness.

No one can hear my call.

 

Chorus

 

Burning sand beneath my fingers,

Spanning trees where falcons soar,

Memories blur the view before me.

I feel I’ve walked this path before.

 

Chorus

 

It’s all the same to me.