One ordinary day, she woke up. She felt perfectly chipper and went about her daily duties. She then journeyed to her academy for her first course of the day. It was her Health lesson, a class that she dearly enjoyed. Alas, her interest decreased alarmingly when she found out that the subject matter being discussed was... contraceptives! She was horrified at what she learnt (that's all you need to know).
One might say that Kim shouldn't have stayed, but she was studious and desired to pass the exam. She became decidedly feather-brained (light-headed) while listening to her professor. She tried to still trudge along with note-taking and put her head down on her desk when she had the chance. Alas the day! It became too much for her, and she... FAINTED.
The next thing she knew the professor was in front of her, and Kim was rushed out the door. She spent time in the headmaster's office until the king's knight (security guard) escorted her to the school infirmary. She spent the morning there in an swoony haze. The healer asked her all sorts of questions like: "Did you sleep?"; "Did you eat?"; "Are you diabetic?"; "Has this happened before?"; "Is George visiting?"(Are you on your period?); "Are you stressed?" To which she replied: "Yes."; "Yes."; "No."; "No."; "Yes." "YES!" The healer told her that her blood pressure is normally low and that it just dropped too low. She was informed that it was probably a one time thing that was influenced by the factors of George, stress, low blood pressure, and contraceptives. She rested for the rest of the day and got excused from a physics test.
Thankfully, our heroine recovered, but, alas, she mourned the fact that she thought of no one romantically in her health class, so there was no knight. She wished it had been in her Understanding Literature class because then.... Let's just say it would've been an entirely different story.
The moral of this story is contraceptives are gross!
"Faint heart never won fair lady!"- W. S. Gilbert
P.S. Truly, this is a true story of truthfulness and truth.
4 comments:
hahahaha Kim, you are the coolest person I know. Sorry about the subject and the fact that you fainted lacking the presence of hot guys. :)
I'm glad you're okay! But that makes for a really great story, hehe
Hahahaaha...I loved reading that. I wish I was that cool. But wow......wow...fainting? In class? I've done that before in public. Lets just say it wasn't the greatest moment of my life. Gross topic though. You'll have to tell me more about it later. Love you!
Aw thanks guys, you are all cool too. I had a lot of fun writing that story. Jody you will have to tell me your fainting story sometime.
oh my greatness i love that story kim! sorry that, that happened tho! I'll have to tell you about my embarrassing story from this semester next time i see you. (and trust me mine is pretty bad!)
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